Inspired by the TV Series about the Dothraki, a race of nomadic warriors, Game of Thrones, the mad scientist at PornBurger has created The Kaleesi Burger.
Khaleesi is a Dothraki title referring to the wife of the khal.
“Moon of my Stars”… “Mother of Dragons”… Call this smoldering dinosaur kale burger what you will, just don’t call it weak. Smokey morsels of crisped shiitake “bacon,” crown a regal beet gratin, smothered in Red Dragon cheese on top of a crunchy, berberre-rubbed kale patty, heirloom tomato, and slathering of sumac aioli.”
Looks so good, somebody make it for me pleaseeee!!!
It’s hardly a secret that we have a bit of a taste for bacon — call it an obsession if you want. So, we were pretty excited when we found out that the mad culinary scientists at the Baconery had combined the awesomeness of bacon, the deliciousness of chocolate, and the luxury of gold to make 23k Gold Chocolate Bacon (R380). It’s made with Nueske’s Cherrywood Bacon, Guittard Semi-Sweet Dark Chocolate, and 23k edible gold flakes. Put it on a sandwich, eat it with your eggs, we don’t care. Just don’t let it go to waste.